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That’s The Most Disgusting Stuff I Ever Tasted. Give Me A Big, Heapin’ Helping.
TV is full of experts who are eager to explain why we eat too much (or too little). What I want to know is why do we eat the specific foods we eat? Especially when that food tastes like slugs …...
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Gimme A Steaming Mug of Sodium Caseinate
The interwebz is where people go to engage in thought-provoking, passionate debate on important topics of the day. But not the people I know. At this time of year, our minds are consumed by the issue...
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Once You Bite The Head Off The Bunny, You’ve Gone Too Far
For someone like me who has a serious sugar addiction, major holidays mean major problems. Some holidays aren’t so bad: St. Patrick’s Day is all about the booze, Fourth of July is all about the...
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Doing The Pantry Can-Can
I spent most of Saturday cleaning the kitchen pantry. Take a moment to let that statement sink in. Now you may commence with the “atta-Pegs,” because I deserve every one. This strange urge to clean may...
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My Sister-In-Law Is Ruining The Economy
Christmas is all about traditions. Every year we unpack our favorite ornaments, unearth the Bing Crosby CDs and watch It’s a Wonderful Life. Around this blog, tradition means dusting off the ghosts of...
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Stay Healthy: Eat Crap
Every time I resolve to start eating healthy, science comes along with a good reason not to. Thank you, science.
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Healthy Is In the Eye of The Beholder
According to the old saying: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. “Healthy” also seems to be in the eye of the beholder, especially when that beholder is a scientist pushing the latest theory on...
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It’s All Fun & Games Until the Check Arrives
I’ve often said that going out to eat is my favorite indoor, non-contact sport. I might need to rephrase this. Oftentimes a lovely meal with friends or family morphs into a no-holds-barred wrestling...
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I Will Always Be Fat
I was born fat. I have been fat, chubby, overweight or on my way to or from one of those adjectives my entire life. It’s time to stop kidding myself that I will ever be anything else. Some are yo-yo...
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The Astonishingly Amazing Work-For-It Diet
One of my New Year’s resolutions was to lose weight. Imagine that. That’s why I found myself wrestling with half a grapefruit at lunch today. Taming that grapefruit took a lot more effort than it...
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